Subject: Olympic Haikus Date: Wed, 23 Feb 94 17:48:07 GMT Le pipi de loup keeps mooses off the train tracks it's only wolf piss Nancy Kerrigan like a ballerina with bruises on her shins Oh Lillehammer city of the five big rings it is really cold That Tonya Harding talks nasty like a sailor showed all on TV Ach those Norwegians boy do they eat lots of fish lots and lots and lots John This post is copyright © 1994 John Perry. Any rebroadcast or republication is prohibited without my expressed written consent. Write to me with your comments or usage requests |