Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) Subject: Laptop appliances Message-ID: <1994Aug17.212418.10755@cs.ucla.edu> Date: Wed, 17 Aug 94 21:24:18 GMT Laptop computers? Forget `em. What we really need are laptop washer/dryers. Then when someone spills salsa all over his shirt and pants because he's not careful eating the burrito he got at the company meeting where they give out food cause that's the only way they can get most of the people to come he can just pop `em in the portable and be ready for those afternoon business meetings which he doesn't really have, but it'd be nice anyway. Yeah, and portable dry-cleaning machines too. John "Edison had nuthin on me" Perry This post is copyright © 1994 John Perry. Any rebroadcast or republication is prohibited without my expressed written consent. Write to me with your comments or usage requests |