Subject: Fake Junk Food Date: Fri, 29 Jul 94 22:23:55 GMT John: "Great party! Providing everyone with lampshades at the door was a nice touch." Parker: "Thanks. Glad you could come. Are you getting enough to eat and drink?" "The Stoli's is great, but I could use some more junk food." "Here, have one of these. They're chocolatey good." "What are they?" "They're Ho-hos" "But wait, these aren't Dolly Madison!" "OK, so they're Chok-o-diles, they're just like ho-hos." "So what you're trying to say is that these are fake ho-hos.' "That pretty much sums it up." "Faux-hos." "Look, if you dont wan't em ..." "No that's OK, I'll have a faux-ho." (crinkle-crinkle-munch-munch) "So, how are they?" "Not bad. Got any hollandaise sauce?" John -- "You can't coat a wolf in chocolate, because a wolf already has its own fur." - 3 Mustaphas 3 This post is copyright © 1994 John Perry. Any rebroadcast or republication is prohibited without my expressed written consent. Write to me with your comments or usage requests |