Subject: Re: hey, thespians! ruin a play in one sentence!
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 17:50:36 GMT
>NOT spoilers, just a guaranteed way you'll never be asked to play THAT part
"Hey! That geisha dancer's a man!"
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 17:52:16 GMT
"Sure, she's dead, but that doesn't mean I have to take poison."
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 22:00:27 GMT
"I've hurt my hand, and I can't shoot any more."
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 22:01:51 GMT
"Hey, I can see. Who are you, and what are you doing in here?"
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 94 18:30:00 GMT
"Oh forget it, guys with big noses never get the babe."
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 94 22:07:07 GMT
"No, I won't help you rewrite your movie script you loopy old has-been,
so piss off."
Date: Mon, 02 May 94 23:49:56 GMT
"Forget finding a girlfriend, I'll just screw all of my friends' wives."
Date: Tue, 03 May 94 17:23:37 GMT
"I guess I'll do the right thing and turn my family in to the Nazis."
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