Re: hey, thespians!
ruin a play in one sentence!
(from several posts)

Subject:      Re: hey, thespians! ruin a play in one sentence!
Date:         Wed, 27 Apr 94 17:50:36 GMT

>NOT spoilers, just a guaranteed way you'll never be asked to play THAT part
>again.
>

"Hey!  That geisha dancer's a man!"

Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 17:52:16 GMT "Sure, she's dead, but that doesn't mean I have to take poison."
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 22:00:27 GMT "I've hurt my hand, and I can't shoot any more."
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 94 22:01:51 GMT "Hey, I can see. Who are you, and what are you doing in here?"
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 94 18:30:00 GMT "Oh forget it, guys with big noses never get the babe."
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 94 22:07:07 GMT "No, I won't help you rewrite your movie script you loopy old has-been, so piss off."
Date: Mon, 02 May 94 23:49:56 GMT "Forget finding a girlfriend, I'll just screw all of my friends' wives."
Date: Tue, 03 May 94 17:23:37 GMT "I guess I'll do the right thing and turn my family in to the Nazis."

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