Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: email@example.com (John Perry) Subject: Re: What Isn't Talk Bizarre? Message-ID: <1994Mar07.firstname.lastname@example.org> Date: Mon, 07 Mar 94 22:04:04 GMT ah921@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (G.M. Lupo) writes: > >Sure, it's easy to say what talk.bizarre is. But what isn't it? talk.bizarre isn't a big fluffy pillow that you can snuggle up to while you watch the Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights. talk.bizarre isn't that yummy cherry-flavored desert that mother always used to make when you were a child but doesn't anymore now that she has Alzheimers. talk.bizarre isn't a long parade of dancing cutlery that prances and parades about and draws you into its dance and then slices you to bits (but it sometimes seems like it is) talk.bizarre isn't nice little fresly wrapped candies talk.bizarre isn't a sacrament of the Catholic Church (tm) or any other religion (including kibology) talk.bizarre isn't that nice smell that a new car has talk.bizarre isn't Bill Clinton's primary source of information on how to fix the country (but it should be) talk.bizarre isn't that ride at amusement parks where you stand against the sides of a big round thing that spins around until someone throws up and it gets all over everyone except you because you were smart enough to stand up-spin of them, but then when the ride is over you chow anyway when the hurl-whiff hits you talk.bizarre isn't fluffy white clouds in a blue sky, the kind you see on a sunny day, not on a rainy one talk.bizarre isn't that odd job that your mom keeps bugging you to do and then when you eventually try to do it you mess it up and get blisters on your hand so you end up paying someone to do it anyway talk.bizarre isn't the original drummer for the Beatles talk.bizarre isn't a store that carries all the styles of clothing that you like the most and that are totally cool, but in no size that comes anywhere near to fitting you but you buy it anyway and it sits in your closet for several years and then give it away to the Goodwill talk.bizarre isn't milchig talk.bizarre isn't fleishig talk.bizarre isn't treif talk.bizarre isn't kosher talk.bizarre isn't a molecular biology lecture given by Xuxa John "isn't kibo" Perry "isn't Parry"
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