Olympic Haikus

Subject:      Olympic Haikus
Date:         Wed, 23 Feb 94 17:48:07 GMT

Le pipi de loup
keeps mooses off the train tracks
it's only wolf piss

Nancy Kerrigan
like a ballerina with
bruises on her shins

Oh Lillehammer
city of the five big rings
it is really cold

That Tonya Harding
talks nasty like a sailor
showed all on TV

Ach those Norwegians
boy do they eat lots of fish
lots and lots and lots


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