Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: dog name
Message-ID: <1994Aug19.193333.20910@cs.ucla.edu>
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 94 19:33:33 GMT

Chris_J._Nordling@bitstream.mpls.mn.us writes:
>I was thinking of getting a small dog and naming him/her "merkin"

My only question is "Why are you naming your dog after a pubic wig?"
"Are you planning on keeping this dog in your trousers?"  "Will you
choose the pooch whose color matches your natural sub-belt coiffure,
or go for something more exotic?"  "Have you considered a collection of
caterpillars named merkin instead?"


several questions actually.

John

p.s. My favorite expression involving the word merkin is "You're lyin'
     like a stinkin' merkin on the floor after a long night."

p.p.s.  Try using the expression "You're jerkin' my merkin." sometime.
        Someone will undoubtedly ask you "Don't you mean gherkin?"

p.p.s. NO I DON'T MEAN GHERKIN YOU ILLITERATE FUCK.