Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: firstname.lastname@example.org (John Perry) Subject: Re: dog name Message-ID: <1994Aug19.email@example.com> Date: Fri, 19 Aug 94 19:33:33 GMT Chris_J._Nordling@bitstream.mpls.mn.us writes: >I was thinking of getting a small dog and naming him/her "merkin" My only question is "Why are you naming your dog after a pubic wig?" "Are you planning on keeping this dog in your trousers?" "Will you choose the pooch whose color matches your natural sub-belt coiffure, or go for something more exotic?" "Have you considered a collection of caterpillars named merkin instead?" several questions actually. John p.s. My favorite expression involving the word merkin is "You're lyin' like a stinkin' merkin on the floor after a long night." p.p.s. Try using the expression "You're jerkin' my merkin." sometime. Someone will undoubtedly ask you "Don't you mean gherkin?" p.p.s. NO I DON'T MEAN GHERKIN YOU ILLITERATE FUCK.
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