Laptop appliances

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: (John Perry)
Subject: Laptop appliances
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Date: Wed, 17 Aug 94 21:24:18 GMT

Laptop computers?  Forget `em.

What we really need are laptop washer/dryers.  Then when someone spills
salsa all over his shirt and pants because he's not careful eating the
burrito he got at the company meeting where they give out food cause
that's the only way they can get most of the people to come he can just
pop `em in the portable and be ready for those afternoon business
meetings which he doesn't really have, but it'd be nice anyway.

Yeah, and portable dry-cleaning machines too.

                John "Edison had nuthin on me" Perry

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