Hello Kitty

From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: AAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Message-ID: <1994Jun07.234202.25349@cs.ucla.edu>
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 94 23:42:02 GMT


HELLO KITTY'S HEAD IS STUFFED WITH POLYSORBATE 60!!!!!

HELLO KITTY STARTED THE PEACE CORPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY LED THE CHARGE ON D-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY IS A RASTAFARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY WRITES HATE MAIL TO MOREY POVICH!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE TMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY PLAYED LINEBACKER FOR THE NY GIANTS!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY WHISPERS IN ALEXANDAR ABIAN'S EAR!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY IS IN THE SAME COVEN AS DAN QUAYLE!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY SHOPS AT WAL-MART, AND GETS A DISCOUNT!!!!

HELLO KITTY TEACHES YOUR CHILDREN TO SAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY WROTE ALL OF SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY GAVE [THE] SMURFETTE CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY IS PART OF THE INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY!!!

HELLO KITTY SINGS ALONG WITH N.I.N. ON THE RADIO!!!!!!

HELLO KITTY WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                JOHN

oh, sorry, it was Garfield who taught your kids to samba



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