Re: Too many jackets?

Subject:      Re: Too many jackets?
Date:         21 Oct 92 04:01:08 GMT
Summary:      NOT!
Followup-To:  talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.fashion

In article <1992Oct20.222829.9664@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
>Does anyone think having three tweed jackets is overkill?  Or maybe roadkill?
>

   Not at all.  I have three tweed jackets (one gray, one greenish brown,
one brown).  I got one in Ireland, one in Scotland, and one here in the US.  
Having three tweed jackets for your dog, on the other hand, is definitely
overkill.  A dog should have at most two tweeds, or one tweed and a tuxedo
jacket.  If the dog is a poodle, it should have no tweed jackets at all, but
should be wrapped in the finest plastic and dropped from the highest bridge
one can find (preferably into oncoming traffic).



SPLAT!!!!
John

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