Humor: ingredients

Subject:      Humor: ingredients
Date:         2 Jul 92 18:32:10 GMT
Keywords:     Funny, ha, ha
Followup-To:  rec.humor,misc.test,talk.bizarre,soc.culture.canada
References:   rec.humor


   Howdy,

      Here's the most frequently occurring words in a recent set of 100 
consecutive posts to rec.humor.  So if you use these words, you will be
funny.  Enjoy:

	 Frequency    Word
	 ---------    ----

          1053         THE
           603         A
           448         TO
           439         OF
           386         AND
           362         IN
           307         I
           276         YOU
           261         IS
           223         THAT
           203         IT
           185         STARDATE
           156         FOR
           146         ON
           120         EDU
           115         WAS
           113         WITH, ARE
           109         BUT
           107         THIS
           103         AS
           101         BE
           100         NOT
            92         AT
            88         COM
            86         ME
            85         HAVE
            81         ALL
            80         MY, NO
            75         WRITES, WE
            72         DO, ONE
            71         SO
            70         WHAT
            69         IF
            68         OR, AN, THERE
            67         THEY, ARTICLE
            65         YOUR
            63         OUT
            60         WHEN
            59         HAD
            56         ABOUT
            55         LIKE
            53         SPOCK
            52         CAN, KIRK
            51         FROM
            50         GET, WILL
            49         HE, DON'T
            48         BY
            44         UP, WOULD
            43         JUST, THEM
            42         TIME
            42         IT'S
            41         MORE, MAN
            40         WHO, OTHER, HIS
            39         WHICH, SOME
            36         WHERE
            32         SAID, THAN, SAY
            31         DOOR, BACK
            30         GO, GOOD, HAS, KNOW
            29         I'M
            27         RESTROOM, MAKE, HOW, ONLY, WHY, INTO, GOT, WOMEN
            26         LIFE, COULD, SHOULD, THEIR
            25         WAY, NEW, PEOPLE
            24         MEN, SOMETHING
            23         END, HERE, UNKNOWN
            22         LITTLE, BEFORE, SHE
            21         HEAD, DID, NOTHING, US
            20         REALLY, DOWN, DAY, THEN, WELL, SURE, PLEASE, NOW


  John "I'll make ya' hate statistics yet" Perry

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