Fake Junk Food

Subject:      Fake Junk Food
Date:         Fri, 29 Jul 94 22:23:55 GMT


John: "Great party!  Providing everyone with lampshades at the door
       was a nice touch."

Parker: "Thanks.  Glad you could come.  Are you getting enough to 
	 eat and drink?"

"The Stoli's is great, but I could use some more junk food."

"Here, have one of these.  They're chocolatey good."

"What are they?"

"They're Ho-hos"

"But wait, these aren't Dolly Madison!"

"OK, so they're Chok-o-diles, they're just like ho-hos."

"So what you're trying to say is that these are fake ho-hos.'

"That pretty much sums it up."

"Faux-hos."

"Look, if you dont wan't em ..."

"No that's OK, I'll have a faux-ho."  (crinkle-crinkle-munch-munch)

"So, how are they?"

"Not bad.  Got any hollandaise sauce?"


					John

-- 

"You can't coat a wolf in chocolate, because a wolf already has its own fur."
						   - 3 Mustaphas 3



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