beverage containers on my desk haiku

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: beverage containers on my desk haiku
Message-ID: <1994Aug29.173752.9610@cs.ucla.edu>
Date: Mon, 29 Aug 94 17:37:52 GMT


    UCLA cup
    half full of hot darjeeling
    it's refillable

    plastic coffee cup
    "integrated solution"
    is Art*Enterprise

    black ceramic cup
    one more Inference giveaway
    hot technology

    lavendar plastic
    cup I got from Grand Canyon
    piece of trash, it leaks

    cup with photo of
    date at an amusement park
    but no monorail


John

p.s. Bonus: comestibles on shelf haiku -

    case of Diet Coke
    half a case of Dr. P.
    and some cans in fridge


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